Step back, peeps, and fasten your seat-belts. Time to bring in a puberty professional.
…. wait. That’s not right. Hold on.
Let’s fast-forward about five more years.
Ah, yes, there we go. Right after I sold my soul to Satan.
Naw son you can’t be hot in two genders you fucking cheated
this is my favorite post because its just people bragging about how hot they are
Fans: OMG ONE DIRECTION
One Direction: OMG FANS
i’ve never understood why the fuck this even happened
tha guy on the cliff he just finished highschool and what he did was he threw all his school papers and books over the cliff screaming “take that” personally i think that its really cool because in a way its like hes free. He went through four years of studying,exams,memorizing things that didn’t even matter but now he’s free now he can finally be free and i bet its the best feeling in the world
great, now all the birds and shit gonna be learning human knowledge. get ready for society to be conquered by animals. look outside and a deer is riding a bicycle down the road. stuck in line at the grocery store cause some rabbit is arguing with the clerk about a coupon. fish swims up the toilet while youre droppin a log, asks to borrow some salt. thanks a lot, guy on the cliff
Very important gif of Ashton booping Luke with a drumstick
do you ever just hear a certain lyric and your throat feels like it’s closing up bc it hits you that hard
I’m off to camp for two week with minimal service, so won’t be on as usual
"i dont know about you, but im feeling 22 officer so i dont think these underage drinking charges should really apply to me"
YPU GUSY I JIST GOT MY M&G PIC I AM DYING ALL I SAID WAS TO COUPLE UP AND DO CHEESY PROM AND I GUESS HARRY IS THE ONLY ONE WHO KNEW WHAT THAT MENT AND THIS IS THE RESULT I DON’T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CRY
Damn, this girl was prepared.Damn, I can’t even put the kids to bed on time