deathbymorning:

eggsnogging:

in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently someone heard us and that’s the story of how the vice principal and four freshmen walked in on me wearing a chef’s hat and yelling at my friend because her squid was so raw i could still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off

did you get an A

louisezhang:

VERMIFORM STEAKS 2014
vinyl acrylic and oil on birch wood
90 cm diameter

Images: docQment

Louise Zhang

starllex:

when you see a dog from across the street 

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Full Moon Dates for 2014

till-the-end-of-the-bucky:

padalocked-up:

darkenedstiles:

wizardsdemigodsandtributes:

cmtilney:

she-snake:

thepinkowl:

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for my followers who are werewolves

for my followers who are dating werewolves

to all my followers that want to avoid werewolves

for all my followers who want to become werewolves

for all my followers who hunt werewolves

For Stiles Stilinski

5sosaffair:

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THEY

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DOING

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damndimples:

famelou:

thesmuggledplum:

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Sometimes i forget this actually happened

I could never forget this happened.

lucas-is-my-prince:

I WONDER WHICH ONE’S LUKE

lunalovegouda:

Those people who constantly reblog your stuff but you never really talk:

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420calum:

So at work yesterday we only had pink spoons to hand out for the frozen yogurt and every male asked if we had a different color spoon because they did not like pink and it’s femininity and lemme tell u that this proves boys are weak and a fuckjng pink spoon proved that

One time in class, I got fed up

This was one of my favorite teachers ever, he didn't believe in homework and was just the coolest dude ever
Teacher: I won't be here tomorrow so I left worksheets for the teacher to give you.
Kid: why can't we watch a movie?
Teacher: because the school board doesn't like us to show you movies that don't have anything to do with the curriculum. They say that movies are for home and we need to keep your home life separate from your school life.
Me: then why do they give us homework?
Whole class: .....
Teacher: .....
President: .....
Miley Cyrus: ....
Me: ....
Teacher: Samantha, please. Whatever you do. Bring this up with the principal because that's the best argument I have ever heard.

alt-j:

I see London I see France. Wow. they’re both 486 miles away from eachother. That’s a long way. I have great eyesight.

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